Well it’s Tuesday, so you know what that means: I’m over In The Powder Room over-sharing about something vapid like the approximate muscle tone of other women’s nut crackers.
It’s not much, but it’s what I do.
Also, I may have coined another fabulous new word for vaginas, so go check it out.
But see you back here tomorrow for Wordless WTF Where’s My Kid? Watusi Wednesday. I’m obviously on a roll. Just go with it, m’kay?
expressing pent up feelings so you don’t have to,
-Iris
But next weekend you get to hang out with sheer blogging brilliance … and that beats crappy golf and ebola cruise virus hands down!
YES!!! Good talk. You’re still bringing the vajazzler kit, right?
As a man, I’m torn about the “nut crackers” thing. It’s inticing, insulting and intimidating. The bearded clam trifecta! What to do?
SHUT. UP! “The bearded clam trifecta”… BRILLIANT!