A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

She tried to kill him with her WHAT?

So, it’s Valentine’s Day.

And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul

She tried to kill him with her WHAT by The Bearded Iris In The Powder Room

I had a hard time coming up with a suitable title.

Here are some of the ones that didn’t make the cut:

International food recall scares vagitarians

Tainted Love – Are you gonna eat that?

Murderous Mustache Rider remains silent…her lips are sealed.

Connie Lingus, that murderous c*nt!

You can read the whole story at my other home, In The Powder Room. I think you’ll get a kick out of it. At the very least, you’ll probably learn some new euphemisms…my Valentine gift to you.

Go now and love each other. Love each other long and hard—today, and everyday. And try not to murder anyone with your poisoned apple (pie).

Most affectionately yours,


  1. Tricia O.

    I’ll never hear “Tainted Love” again without thing of vag. Trying to decide if I’m mad at you about that.


  2. Stephany

    I LOVED the “Connie Lingus, that murderous c*nt!” – I am totally going to think of a short story to go with that title!

  3. Critter

    you should have included “hoo-hoo”.

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