I have three superpowers:
1.) My sense of smell. Apparently I’m part Blood Hound, and not just in the looks department. I have a nose for news, and by news, of course I mean poop.
2.) My ability to nap anywhere, anytime, with (ahem) almost anyone…
3.) Editing other people’s work. Seriously—my eye for detail is freaky. When I was a kid my mom’s boyfriend called me “Hawkeye,” and that was before my carousing-with-Army-field-nurses phase.
Luckily for me, I have a job where I can apply 2/3 of these superpowers on the daily: I’m the Editor-in-Chief of the popular women’s online community, In The Powder Room.
In addition to managing the site, supervising the staff, and curating and editing all the online content, my team and I have also produced a top-rated and best-selling humor anthology for In The Powder Room: “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth.” (No – that’s the title. I can’t actually *see* you.)
It is truly the fourth finest thing I’ve ever created.
“You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth” is a hilarious and poignant collection of 39 (mostly) true tales by women, for women, about being women—bodily changes, relationships, careers, motherhood, aging, illness, and more—written with the humor and grit that proudly sets In The Powder Room apart.
I’m one of the co-authors as well as the editor of the book, and my essay is—without a doubt—the best piece I’ve ever written. If I loved it any more, I’d have to claim it as a dependent.
But the thing I’m proudest of regarding this book is that it truly celebrates all phases of womanhood and female friendship. The authors have held holding nothing back. We’ve revealed our funniest deep dark secrets—because it’s through our most vulnerable and honest moments that we forge the strongest connections and discover we aren’t so alone after all.
I personally hand-picked all the contributing authors and they are the bombdiggity, yo. I mean, these bitches can write. They will make you laugh and cry and wish they were your IRL best friends (I hope… or maybe that’s just me, needing to have my meds adjusted.)
So buy one. Please. Actually, buy a few because it makes a great gift for any woman in your life who loves to laugh.
Oh, and did I mention? You can get it ON ALL THE THINGS*:
iTunes: Click HERE
Nook: Click HERE
Kobo: Click HERE
Diesel: Click HERE
Sony Reader: Click HERE
Would you like copies for your store? Please email me for wholesale pricing at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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