I don’t pretend to be a parenting expert. But once in a while I get it right enough to share a tip or two. Attempt these tips at your own risk. I will not be held personally responsible if your kid grows up to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

Three Parenting Gems

Don’t be an a-hole.

Survive school open house.

Remove a hickie.





Let ’em ride the bus!

Best B-Day Cake Ever!

The Secret to Success!






Toddler Rangling 101