A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

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Hot Turd Time Machine

Oh Monday, you ignorant slut.

It’s been raining here in North Georgia for about 24 hours straight and normally that makes me just want to climb back into bed.

photo of raindrops on my jasmine vine

But I have a little bounce in my step today because Jessica from the beautiful blog Four Plus an Angel invited ME to guest post!

I don’t get a lot of invitations for things like that ever since I wrote about Lady and The Tramp doin’ it doggie style at my friend Megan’s old blog Declutter Daily. *sigh* (Sorry about that, Megan.)

Jessica, like Megan, is a very brave woman though. She reached out to me to participate in her summer series about funny summertime memories. I bothered her all weekend with questions like “Is it okay if I swear?” and “How about poop? Can I write about poop?” and “Can we hang out sometime and paint each other’s toes and have a pillow fight like in the movies because you’re really pretty.” She never responded to that last one. Huh.

So…spoiler alert. There is poop. And maybe a swear word or two, I don’t even know anymore. And I guess I owe my Mom and apology too for being such a stinker all the time. Sorry Mom.

Just a reminder, my comments here are closed for the summer, but you can chat me up today at Four Plus an Angel, the Twitter, and Facebook.

yours truly,
Leslie (aka “Iris”)

Hot damn, I’m a guest blogger!

Shhhh! I’m on the lam.

Okay, that’s a lie. But it sounds really fun and naughty doesn’t it?! Like Butch Cassidy…with boobs.

The truth is, I’m moonlighting at my friend Megan’s blog today because she’s on vacation and needed a substitute. And like most substitutes worth a damn, I brought my own rules and some extra candy.

So come and get your daily dose of The Bearded Iris here today. And while you’re at it, leave Megan a nice comment and say hello. She may look normal, but you know she’s one of us or she wouldn’t have asked me to substitute. Just don’t tell her my security clearance is expired, m’kay?

hiding until the sirens fade,


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