I’m over In The Powder Room today discussing my life long challenge with selecting appropriate attire.

I don’t know what it is about my inability to understand basic dress codes, but I have a special knack for always either over dressing or grossly underdressing for just about any occasion.

It’s a real pickle, let me tell you.

Because it is really hard to feel confident when people are tucking dollar bills into your dress at your cousin’s formal wedding.


And it’s equally frustrating to be continually mistaken for a hotel employee and/or someone who is not mentally competent enough to operate power tools in large crowded conference rooms.

The hell, dude?

I really don’t know why I didn’t make more friends at that there Haven Conference last June. Huh.

Anyheeeee. That’s just how I roll, I guess. Wait until you hear what I didn’t wear at my father’s second wedding. See you over there, m’kay?