So apparently May is National Masturbation Month.

I know!

I just found out too. And that’s probably a good thing because between all the end-of-year class parties and recitals and Mother’s Day and my anniversary, etc., there was just no time for playing solitaire, if you know what I mean.

But since there are three more days left in the month of May, why not celebrate in style! Who’s with me? Raise your other hand if you agree.

Speaking of the One-Handed Watusi, did I ever tell you about the time I hosted a sex-toy party? (Yes, actually I did, but it was so X-Rated that I had to take it down to protect the innocent.)

Seriously, it was nuts.

some random drunk lady wearing a giant suction cupped dildo as a hood ornament

That's gonna leave a mark...

It’s incredible what kinds of things the kids are putting on the ends of suction cups these days. I bought one of those for my Mother In Law to hang a sun-catcher on her kitchen window, by the way.

Well I’ve written a Reader’s Digest version of my party for your perusal In The Powder Room today, so check it out. (Sorry, Reader’s Digest…I know you would never use the word clitoris multiple times in a blog post, but I couldn’t think of another analogy.)

Also, even though masturbation is typically done alone, I’ve brought a friend. You all know and love her as Kvetch Mom and she’s making all kinds of sexy noises in the next stall In The Powder Room today, so you’re welcome.

But see you back here tomorrow for a Wordless Wednesday you are not going to want to miss!

with (self) love,
-Leslie and/or Iris