ERMAHGERD! The day has come. It is time to start linking up your crafty whorishness!

If you are new here and have no idea what the what I’m talking about, I’ll fill you in with a Haiku (because I’m crafty with words AND glitter):

Craft Whores, a contest
for crafty, funny bloggers.
Link up and win shit!

Need more info? You can get caught up on the whole contest in three clicks:

1.) Introduction to Craft Whores
2.) Meet our awesome celebrity judges
3.) Aw HAYLE yeah, we have sponsors and prizes!

And because I’m still pinching myself that we somehow convinced these amazing women to play with us and judge your crafts (and you, really, if we’re being honest), I feel compelled to name-drop them one more time:

Jen: The Next Martha

Kathy: Crafty Chica

Robin: Balls to the Wall Y’all!






Speaking of being judged, I bet you’re wondering what our judges will be looking for in your crafts! Well let’s go there, shall we?

Basically, they are going to be looking for creativity, originality, general awesomeness, humor, effort, and in some cases, your familiarity with the human body. Our top three prizes will be as follows:

Best in Ho (the overall best contest entry)

Most Original (as in, wow – that is really unique!)

Most Anatomically Correct 

There will also be honorable mentions for things like effort and shock value.

And The Suniverse and I will each get to pick one or two entries that just tickle us in some way. Hey, it’s our contest. We make the rules.

Remember, this has to be something YOU made. Don’t just steal someone else’s photo from the Internet and claim it as your own. Don’t be that person. Nobody likes that person.

Due to popular demand, we’re going to leave the link up open for one week. It will officially close at 11:59 PM Thursday, September 20, 2012. That’s when the judging will begin. We’ll announce the winners on Thursday, September 27, 2012.

And let’s not forget these awesome folks for donating such fantastic prizes and for making us feel so special:

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Alrighty then. On your marks, get set . . .